quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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