You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
