I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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