Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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