i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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