You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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