I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
