I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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