He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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