It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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