2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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