4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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