What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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