Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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