it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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