I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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