nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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