So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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