he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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