I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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