4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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