He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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