you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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