When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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