We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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He? As in you personified your dick?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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