Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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