It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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