I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
