another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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