it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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