So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
There's always time for handjobs
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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