do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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