i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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