Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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