Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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