first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
