You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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