beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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