He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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