cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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