Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
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