I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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