When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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