I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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