it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I think people are normalizing furries
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize
