He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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