Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
More tranny stories later!
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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