Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I think a kid would responsible me up
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize