38 yer olds are good kisserssss
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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