You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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