how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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