No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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