This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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